Saturday, July 5, 2014

You Know You're a Mom When...

* you're willing to touch the carpet with your bare hands to figure out where your son spit-up/peed/explosively pooped.

* you test drive a mini-van and decide that doing that makes you feel more like a parent than actually giving birth.

* modesty just isn't as important when you're in labor and right after giving birth.

* you've sat in your car breastfeeding a baby.

* it takes you 15 minutes to get out the door to go anywhere.

* your daughter pees on your foot right before bathtime and it doesn't even phase you.

* you can eat breakfast/lunch/dinner while standing and bouncing a fussy baby around.

* you wake up in the morning and go to put your contacts in and realize you were so tired the night before you never took them out.

* you walk around all day with a spit-up covered shirt, because really, why bother if it's just going to happen again.

* you are so out of it you try putting your son's size 1 diaper on your daughter's size 3 hiney.

* you love the Starbucks drive-thru because you don't have to unbuckle any kids!

And this is just currently. I'm sure there will be a whole lot more of this kind of crazy!

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